Julia Buys New Car - In Love with Automobile

This week Julia bought a 2005 BMW 325i. Her dream of replacing our trusty old 1988 325i convertible with a newer version has been fulfilled. The old convertible has served us well. With nearly 292,000 miles of virtually trouble free operation the old car has earned its current resting place parked inside the garage.

On Wednesday night Julia picked up the new beamer and drove it home for the first time. Her smile entered the house a minute before the rest of her made it through the front door. Never before has an imported luxury automobile had such a positive effect on a woman's happiness.

The local priest was called in to celebrate the uniting of car and woman...
"Do you, car, take this woman to be your driver... do you promise to break land-speed records at her will, start every time on the first time and always remember her powered driver seat setting?"

The ceremony went by so fast and at the end a flock of doves were released from our backyard, then Julia and the new car drove off to live happily together forever and ever.

The End